Today, I realized that my birthday, September 1st, 1991, is the first day Harry Potter ever set foot in Hogwarts. WIN. MLIA

Today, I got a phone call from my mom yelling at me "WHEN ARE YOU COMMING HOME?!" There was silence for a moment, I then replied "mom I am in my room....You drove me home" ...Thanks mom for forgetting I was even here. Mlia

A week ago I went with some friends to go see "Vampire Sucks". There's one scene where the entire ceiling collapses on Bella and during that part, everyone in the theater starting clapping. I think there's hope for our generation. MLIA

Today, I was looking to see what special holiday lands on my birthday. I found out it is 'Name Yourself Day'. Does this mean I can change my name every year? If so, MLIA.

Today while driving with my dad I saw a giant sign on the side of the road that read "Who took my last sign, I want it back." MLIA

Today, i was talking to cleverbot and to I asked it "which is better, harry potter or twilight?" just to see what it would say. Cleverbot responded "Harry Potter, is that even a serious question?". I think we know who wins. MLIA.

Today my mother told me that though I was unafraid of monsters or the dark, I was afraid of a giant fish in my closet. Apparently, every night my dad would have to come in and "fish" it out with his fishing pole and flush it down the toilet. MLIA

Today, I voted on a MLIA submission that was dated 9/14/10. It's 8/28/10. I think I just time traveled. MLIA

Today at my work it was dress like you were going back to school. I walked into the break room to find an old lady dressed like Mario. I am not sure how this relates to back to school but it is now safe to say she is my favourite old lady at work. MLIA.

Yesterday I played in our marching band at our first home football game. Earlier that day, four of our varsity cheerleaders told me that the band sucked and that they should just take our spot and theirs during halftime. Right as we were lining up, the cheerleaders performed. Then they proceeded to drop three of the cheerleaders who were talking to me. I laughed sooo hard! MLIA

Today i was rereading Half-Blood Prince, and I began to cry. My Mother walked in, and began poking fun at me for crying over a book I've read millions of times. I walked over to my bookshelf and pulled out Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. I handed it to her. Maybe one day she'll understand. MLIA

Today, my older sister and I were cleaning out my room when we found a bunch of Twilight posters behind my bed(yes i do admit to liking twilight but i dislike the movies). This poster of Robert Pattinson was the only one in a reasonable condition. So we hung it up over our younger sisters bed. (SHE HATES ROBERT PATTINSON WITH A BURNING PASSION) She will be getting the biggest scare of her life when she wakes up tomorrow morning. :P MLIA

Today, after reading MLIA and hearing all the Harry Potter stories and not understanding them, I decided to finally read the books. I am now a huge Harry Potter fan, and I got rid of my Twilight books. Thank you MLIA for showing me the light. MLIA.

Today, I noticed how people make careless spelling errors and it confuses me. On one post I saw the word "will" instead of "well"...How do you miss the 'e' and go all the way across the keyboard and type 'i'? TheirLIA

I was reading MLIAs this morning in class on my computer. There was this really funny one so I started cracking up, my teacher came to see what I was laughing about. After she was I was on MLIA she said "That one cracked me up too!" We proceeded to read MLIAs for the last half hour of class

Today, I found out that I had my first MLIA published. When I posted this information on my facebook, I got more congratulations on this than I did when I got into Brown. I knew I picked the right friends. MLIA

A couple days ago, I was watching "Furry Vengeance", a movie. At the part where the guy crashes his car, he doesn't say 'Oh crap!' or anything like that. He screams, 'MILEY CYRUS!', as a curse word. I love whoever wrote this script. MLIA

Today, I was listening to the song "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" in my room when my girlfriend walked in. She found me standing up, dancing, eyes closed, air fiddling. When I opened my eyes she was doign the same thing. I think I'm in love. MLIA

Today, I noticed i have one unread text from January 6, 1980. You go, awesome time travelling phone. You go. MLIA

Today, I was bored on Google Maps, so I searched for Hogwarts, and it showed up. After that, I tried to search for it on Yahoo Maps. It didn't even finish loading the page. I'm glad Yahoo decided to give up already. MLIA

The other day I was in my World Areas class, and my school's principal was sitting in "observing" the class. My teacher was talking about the Solar System. He said the planet Uranus, and the only person who laughed, out of a class of high school sophomores, was my principal. MLIA

Today, I learned that in Ohio, it is illegal to get a fish drunk. New life goal? I think so. MLIA.

Today, instead of struggling to get the last of the chocolate syrup out of the bottle, I poured my milk into the bottle. Chocolate milk has never tasted better. MLIA

Today, I vacuumed a fly out of the air. MLIA.

Today, I got a friend request on facebook from this guy that is creeperish. My facebook is also set to English(Pirate). I decided to put our differences aside and add him as a friend. The message I recieved afterward? "Keep a close eye on dis one". I knew the pirates were looking out for me. MLIA

Today I passed a U.S. Cellular booth at the mall while texting. The guy said "Do you have a phone?" (While still holding my phone) I said "No." Then he said "Then what's that in your hand?" I said "My phone." He said "Can I see your phone?" I said "No. I don't have one." Then I finished my text while walking away. And that's how you get rid of the annoying salesmen. MLIA.

Today I met an atheist named Christian. MLIA

Today I was reading the FAQ section on MLIA, with the question: Who's behind mylifeisaverage.com? gave the answer:We are. We are assisted by computers, food, water, and tiny amounts of sleep. Also by a diligent team of monkeys specially trained to replace the pronoun "i" with "I".I now know why we are so awesome. MLIA